LIKE A GDI
Wearin cargos, really tight, bumper stickers
When they all go out at night, they pay for liquor
We're like Jekyll they're like Hyde,
Social suicide
Never gonna live my life
Like a GDI
Like a GDI, Like a GDI
Ne-ne-ne-ne-never gonna live my life
Like a GDI
Kickin those hacky sacks-sacks
High socks up their legs-legs,
They throw lame house parties and they charge you for the kegs-kegs.
Shoppin at Goodwill they buy shorts made from jeans-jeans
The clothing in their wardrobe looks like a Greek Halloween
MyyyyyySpace,
They are still, posting mirror shots,
GDIs around me, not a single one's hot, not a single one's hot, not a single one's hot,
GDIs around me not a single one is ho-o-o-ot
They're on campus in the grass, like lizards,
They're a lower social class, like a muggel wizards,
In bar lines they're always last, Greeks know all the door guys,
Never stare into the eyes of a GDI, of a GDI, of a GDI,
Ne-ne-ne-never stare into the eyes of a GDI
Of a GDI, of a GDI,
Ne-ne-ne-ne-never stare into the eyes of a GDI
Weeknights they stay in, not goin' out cuz they're introverts-verts.
But when they go out they always wear school T-shirts-shirts
This is how they live, they have no social knowledge,
It's no wonder GDIs don't get jobs after college
Laaaaanyardssss,
They be rockin' BoostMobile phones,
When GDIs around me they be walkin all alone,
They be walkin all alone, they be walkin all alone,
When GDIs around me they be walkin all alo-o-o-one
When they all walk into class, they're like zombies,
But they think they look so fresh, in Abercrombie,
Social peaked in Junior High, we can see why,
Now it's time to pin the tail, on the GDI
On the GDI, on the GDI
Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne= now it's time time to pin the tail on the GDI,
One the GDI, on the GDI,
Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne- now it's time time to pin the tail on the GDI,
They don't go on Spring Break, they go back and visit home, for the three kids that they know, where the GDIs roam
They were studying for class, while the rest of us drank, they cant take their tests hangover, they don't have the test banks
Faaaaceboook, never up on the trends, no events to attend, less than 200 friends,
In classsss, they sit in the front row, asking questions no one knows, they make class go real slow,
Geeds don't walk they ride they're bikes, what a hassle,
And the student union's like, their frat castle,
Unlike G6s they're not fly, on their skate - boards they ride by,
No one with a brain would breed with a GDI, with a GDI, with a GDI,
i-i?i-id disown my own kids if they were GDIs, if they were GDIs, if they were GDIs,
Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-never gonna live life like a GDI.